my phone needs a breathalizer
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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