Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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