Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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