Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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