just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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