I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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