this boner is exhausting
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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