matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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