she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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