i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
