we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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