Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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