I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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