i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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