I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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