quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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