you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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