problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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