He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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