yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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