is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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