i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
