Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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