So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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