You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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