Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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