is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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