We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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