We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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