I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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