Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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