they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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