Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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