I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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