Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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