what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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