nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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