Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Terrible idea I love it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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