I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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