How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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