I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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