I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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