This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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