I need help removing her.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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