wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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