I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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