Yo dont text me then not text me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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