He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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