Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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