Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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