That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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