Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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