i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just google imaged poop.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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