Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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