I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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