We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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