Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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