I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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