this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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